The Long Post

Welcome to the first post in a couple of days. I failed to post because of the utter importance of my business. Which was basicly doing absolutly nothing at all. Now, I could write an entire seperate post for each aspect of my utterly busy weekend, but that would just be a big waste of time for me, especially since my computer runs about as fast as a snail covered in salt. Which, by the way, is very slow, seeing that the snail is slow enough already without the trouble of dizzolving at the same time. Anyways, if you want to here about my weekend you had better get a bag of chips because this post is a long one. And that so far was just the introduction. Well, this weekend I went to Tulsa, OK to visit my family (my Dad's side of the family, at least) After arriving on Thursday night, the DVD player wasn't working, so we just went to bed so that the little DVD player inside are head would play us entertaining dreams. My dream was about Stuart Little joining the Mafia. Or something like that. Anyway, next morning I awoke after a plesent nights sleep on a matress in the sunroom. Wait a minute, that was the night of the thunderstorm that kept me awake. Never mind, the sleep was not that good. Anyhoo, nothing much happened except I played a few games of free cell. The little king in free cell is a sick, sick man. No reason in particular for that, you can just tell by looking into his eyes. Later that day we went to FIRST Borders THEN Barnes and Noble. I bought the novelezation of the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Really high grade reading material there. No, really, they use big words like "assassinate" You know, really hard ones that you have to sound out. And if you haven't been able to tell that I'm being sarcastic by this point you probably are a very gullible person. HEY! DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HIT YOURSELF REALLY HARD IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER THAT YOU WILL GET SMARTER? Oh, no, you actually hit yourself in the head? Wow, you're more gullible than I thought! Hee. Boy, we really are being entertained here, aren't we? (more sarcasm, by the way. you know, in case you couldn't tell.) Wow, this really is long. SUMMARY TIME! I did some more stuff then I came back home. There, that's about it. And now I'm back, so all of you can stop screaming at your computer to update my blog. Sorry, I've got to stop, the noise of my thousands of screaming fans outside is defaning.