More QUOTES!

I'd better post these before I forget them. Usual warning... offencive material and whatnot. So you should not be reading this if you are going to get offended!









"Pretty soon, people from Arizona are going to be coming up here and stealing our water!"
"Those greedy little bastards."

"Well excuse me Miss 'I can see in the dark'"

"Muva-huva!"

"Oh damn I served you!"
"Served me what, breakfast?"
"I...oh crap, I can't top that."

"***dammit!"
"Watch your language!"
"Fine. Gosh darn it!"

"Someguy said something or other about something or other...I can't exactly recall, but I know it involved something."

"Fart"

"Which do you prefer: a number 5 or a number 8"
"Number 5"
"How about a number 2?"
"Only when I'm constipated"

"Shut your freakin' face!"

"Talk to the hand"
"Why hello, hand, how are-"
"SHUT UP!"

"After we do that, we will, um, we will-"
"ROCK YOU!"

"WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"