No, you are not dreaming. This is actually a new post.

Can you belive it? A brand new post! WOW! Okay, that sounded a bit *ahem ahem* there. On to buisiness then.

Just kidding. Like I ever have anything to do.

Just kidding again. I have several things to do. All the time. Like, you know, host a giant Super Bowl party at my place. I won't tell you where that is to cut down on the crowds.

You know what? I can tell you are bored already. Whatever, I'm just going to post some quotes.

"No, I mean POOP!!!"

"Let's get out of here before we get attacked by the Chinese again!"
(note: it was later clarified that what was meant to be said was the Chinese dragon, which made sense since there was a Chinese dragon walking around and attaking people.)

"Not Texas, taxes.

"You all are haters."

"What do you want?"
"Your blood. All over me."

"Hee hee hee hee hee SHUT UP!!!"

"But this is my special corner."

Okay, those were pretty dumb. I swear, I hear interesting things every day that would be worth quoting. Only I don't remember them when it's time to write them down. But here is something I do remember: the Mike Jones rap. Not that it is a single rap, but actually several raps. The object of the game is this. Make the first line rhyme with the second. There's a bit more to it than that, but, I'll just show you some of the memorable examples of this highly entertaining game. (One person says the first line, then another person comes up with the next line.)

I ate some noodles and my name's Mike Jones.
I just bought a poodle but my name's Mike Jones.

I drive a big truck, and I'm still Mike Jones.
You know I don't give a #%$@ but I'm still Mike Jones.

I'm in love with a stripper, yo my name's Mike Jones.
Even though I forgot to tip her, my name's Mike Jones.

I got an F in math, my name's Mike Jones.
I never take a bath, but so what? I'm Mike Jones.

Call me on the phone, my name's Mike Jones.
I'm bad to the bone, and my name's Mike Jones.

Word.