Draft

Yes, I know, I did not need to publish that last post right away without completing it because there is a SAVE AS DRAFT button on the posting page thingy. Why didn't anybody tell me? WHY MUST I SUFFER FOR YOUR MISCONDUCT? WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE WORD MISCONDUCT MEAND? It is a word, right? I use it all the time. People nod that they understand. I think they just assume that it is a real word and that they are just too ignorant to know the meaning. Or maybe it is a real word. I have know idea whatsoever. Okay, continuing the coverage of me tripping, and, if that word really means something I should not be saying somebody please let me know. We went shopping in the biggest city in the U.S.A! Well, at least one of the top 20 biggest. In Kansas, that is. Which isn't really saying anything. I mean, I live in Wichita, the biggest city in Kansas, and it is still embarrisingly tiny. But not to put down Kansas or anything. IT IS THE BEST STATE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! Okay, maybe not, but I get tired of all the sterotypes about us Kanzans. Kansas is not flat, we have rolling hills! I saw them while I was tripping! Kansas is not in black in white, even though the Wizard of Oz would lead you to belive that. And FYI Dorthy, over 87% of OZ merchendice is made in Kansas! So we are more like Oz than anywhere else. And if you think those statistics are unbelivable, you should think of how mind blowing they were when I first made them up! Okay, but seriously, we even have an OZ museum! And custom made OZ T-shirts! Yeah! So the next time you want to generalize about Kansas, you will be hearing from me, and my little dog too! Oh, dear, that was so corny. But oh well. KANSAS IS SO AWESOME! Now back on topic. The city that we went shopping at (in?) was good ol' Newton Kansas. Home of the Newton, uh, people. You know, the ones that live there. One of these places was an old flee market run by some old fat guy. Really nice man, by the way, he just happend to be fat and old. And a bit too happy. I walk into the store and the guy smiles while leaning back in the chair behind the desk. "How ya doing?" he asks. "Good" I respond, one of the many lies that I would tell that day. I looked around for awhile. One thing that caught my attention was a model of one of those Lord of the Rings nazgull or whatever. You know, the ones that run around of horses like complete morons. The ones that don't even think of the possiblity that maybe it would be wize not to let Mr. Baggins get a head start before they start chasing him. Anyway, it has a little slit in its back for coins, I'm guessing it is a deformed version of a piggybank or something. On the box it says "TRY ME!" And of corse nobody is stupid to actually put money in it because there is a possiblity that the item is not really for sale and it is just there to steal coins for gullible little kids. To help you "TRY IT," however, is a little cardboard sword. You take the sword, shove down the little slit, and I swear that nazgull starts screaming like crazy. Just like he does in that one movie with the ring and the short people with misconducly hairy feet. He doesn't even say words, like "AAA! YOU JUST SHOVED A FAKE SWORD DOWN A SLIT IN MY BACK! THE PAIN! THE AGONY! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS? No, he just screams without any direction or purpose. Nazgull really get on my nerves.