QUOTES
Everybody likes to hear quotes from my insane life! Well, no, not really. But I'm going to put them here anyway.
Just a warning: a lot of people in my life prefer to speak very offensevly. So back off, 'less you wanna be offended. This means that some of the quotes are innapropriate. It isn't my fault, even though I said some of them.
NO! SERIOUSLY! THESE ARE REALLY BAD!
Okay, whatever, your fault.
"You finding Ling-Ling's head? Someone come into yard, kill dog, cut off head. Ling-Ling very good dog. Would like head back."
"Wacha gonna do wif all that crap, all that crap shoved up your butt?"
"Ima gonna poo poo poop it out POOP IT OUT! POOP IT OUT!"
"The SPERM whale comes out of Moby DICK!"
"To get a girl, you have to have high self esteem. If you look good, you probably already feel good about yourself. If you are ugly and you still have good self esteem, I don't know where you get it you ugly son of a gun."
"I'm sexually attracted to dung"
"I know! Freddy vs Jason vs Alien vs Chucky vs Chucky vs Alien vs Jason vs Chucky!"
"I don't care about your drama, just let me feel your boobs."
"I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM!!!"
"Why didn't you invite me to your birthday party?"
"Well, let me count the reasons. 1, you're a bitch. 2, you're a bitch. 3, you're a bitch. 4, you're a bastard. And what was 5? Oh yeah, you're a bitch"
"How would a spoon masterbate?
"Kirby sucks"
"Uh....Wouldja stop?"
"Adam, you are very sexy but also very ugly"
"Do you know what you just got yourself into?"
"Yo' mama!"
These are not nearly all the insane quotes I have heard recently. If fact, these are probably like one millionth of them. But, these are the ones that come to my mind at the time, and you'll just have to live with them for now. Even though they are all sick and wrong. But, like I said, those are the most memorable.
Just a warning: a lot of people in my life prefer to speak very offensevly. So back off, 'less you wanna be offended. This means that some of the quotes are innapropriate. It isn't my fault, even though I said some of them.
NO! SERIOUSLY! THESE ARE REALLY BAD!
Okay, whatever, your fault.
"You finding Ling-Ling's head? Someone come into yard, kill dog, cut off head. Ling-Ling very good dog. Would like head back."
"Wacha gonna do wif all that crap, all that crap shoved up your butt?"
"Ima gonna poo poo poop it out POOP IT OUT! POOP IT OUT!"
"The SPERM whale comes out of Moby DICK!"
"To get a girl, you have to have high self esteem. If you look good, you probably already feel good about yourself. If you are ugly and you still have good self esteem, I don't know where you get it you ugly son of a gun."
"I'm sexually attracted to dung"
"I know! Freddy vs Jason vs Alien vs Chucky vs Chucky vs Alien vs Jason vs Chucky!"
"I don't care about your drama, just let me feel your boobs."
"I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM!!!"
"Why didn't you invite me to your birthday party?"
"Well, let me count the reasons. 1, you're a bitch. 2, you're a bitch. 3, you're a bitch. 4, you're a bastard. And what was 5? Oh yeah, you're a bitch"
"How would a spoon masterbate?
"Kirby sucks"
"Uh....Wouldja stop?"
"Adam, you are very sexy but also very ugly"
"Do you know what you just got yourself into?"
"Yo' mama!"
These are not nearly all the insane quotes I have heard recently. If fact, these are probably like one millionth of them. But, these are the ones that come to my mind at the time, and you'll just have to live with them for now. Even though they are all sick and wrong. But, like I said, those are the most memorable.
posted by Adam at 4:26 PM
5 Comments:
Hey, you're onto my QOTD idea! Go you.
These two girls that go to my church kept singing that. AT CHURCH, by the way. So naturally I had to make fun of them. As for the spoon one...I have no freakin' clue where that came from.
I don't know if I'm going to do QOTDs, but I'm going to have quote posts every so often.
Well, we were talking about all the things you could do with a spoon, and one thing led to another and... yeah.
NO NO NO!!! We were talking about how you could eat with spoons, throw spoons at people. Then we came to the type of spoons with arms, like in Beauty and the Beast. And that's when the, um, topic sprouted up.
Oh, COME ON!
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