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Hey, there. Nice to see you again. This is my first post in quite a lot of time. In fact, it has been so long that I am once again in the mighty Tulsa. Why haven't I updated? Cause I just haven't felt like it in the sligtest and I'm a lazy worthless pile of maggots. (I'm speaking figurtivly, of couse.) No, really, I've been exploring some of the more exotic parts of the internet. And don't take that wrong. What I mean is that I have been looking up some of the more bizzare sites. Yes. Everywhere from one of those online IQ tests (I scored 129. I guess that's not to bad) to an online nerd test (according to the test results, I'm 24% nerd.) Everywhere from the love calcultor (calculates the chance of two people falling in love) to the death calculator (calculates the very day you are going to die, and then gives you a clock counting backwards to that day!) I've seen articles on how the Amish have developed a laptop using an abucus (probably not true) to a ninja fast food service (definitly not real. "Our employees will never leave this great buisness. Because if they do, they will be hunted down and killed!") And now I am inviting you, too, to travel through the more bizzare parts of the web. Watch the tofu olympics! Get an official certificate declaring you a brussel sprout! Watch marshmello bunnies be decapitated! If you have trouble knowing where to start on your quest, you might want to first go to www.altervistas.com which is the most complete database of the weird websites that are out there. (Just a warning, some of the websites listed are adult, so you might want to avoifd those. Or not. Whatever.) But most importantly, you need to be weirded out! Go forth and be merry! And be sure to try the brains. Technicly they are for zombies, but they are quite tasty. Especially with salt.