Ty is a jerk
Hello there! Perhaps you have heard of the hit ABC show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. It airs on Sunday nights. Well, if you are familiar with the conext of the show, you will know that the basic point is for a group of workers to build a house in 7 days.
If you are fan of the show (which I am not, but am forced to watch becasue my mom is) you will know about the host Ty. Besides being an absolute abnoxious dork with ADHD, which you can tell just by watching the show, he is also a jerk. This you cannot tell by just watching the show.
However, recently the Extreme Makeover team came to the greater Wichita area. Finally, an Extreme Makeover in our own city! Yea! Let's report their progress on TV, newspapers, and any other way possible as if it is not torture enought to sit through one hour of the show!
Well, of course, hating the show and everybody that has anything to do with it, I did not join the thousands of people freezing their asses off who joined in the welcome home cermony for the family. However, one of my dad's co-workers volenteered and actually helped to build the house. He provided us with the following insider info:
1)The family which the team was trying to help is incredibly poor. Like dirt poor. So they build them a 400,000 house. How are they supposed to afford all the utilities and stuff like that? Huh? Huh? That's right. They can't. They will end up having to sell the house because they just can't afford it. Well, isn't that nice of Extreme Makeover?
2)In the standard rules of building a house, in order to make a good foundation you must leave a foundation for 7 days before anything is built on it. Otherwise it is unsturdy. Well, guess what? We're building an entire house in one week! Screw safety and sturdiness! We want some good ratings! Now let's get a move on!
3) Ty is a jerk
Now that third one, of course, is a matter of opinion. But here me out. The guy say Ty HEY THAT RYMES!!! at the house. But Ty wasn't doing a freakin' thing! He was just walking around ordering everybody around. And he was FROWNING. All the time. Until a camera person comes up, and then Ty suddenly looks all happy and explains what he has been working on. Which is nothing. Which means Ty is a lying jerk-dork. That is all.
If you are fan of the show (which I am not, but am forced to watch becasue my mom is) you will know about the host Ty. Besides being an absolute abnoxious dork with ADHD, which you can tell just by watching the show, he is also a jerk. This you cannot tell by just watching the show.
However, recently the Extreme Makeover team came to the greater Wichita area. Finally, an Extreme Makeover in our own city! Yea! Let's report their progress on TV, newspapers, and any other way possible as if it is not torture enought to sit through one hour of the show!
Well, of course, hating the show and everybody that has anything to do with it, I did not join the thousands of people freezing their asses off who joined in the welcome home cermony for the family. However, one of my dad's co-workers volenteered and actually helped to build the house. He provided us with the following insider info:
1)The family which the team was trying to help is incredibly poor. Like dirt poor. So they build them a 400,000 house. How are they supposed to afford all the utilities and stuff like that? Huh? Huh? That's right. They can't. They will end up having to sell the house because they just can't afford it. Well, isn't that nice of Extreme Makeover?
2)In the standard rules of building a house, in order to make a good foundation you must leave a foundation for 7 days before anything is built on it. Otherwise it is unsturdy. Well, guess what? We're building an entire house in one week! Screw safety and sturdiness! We want some good ratings! Now let's get a move on!
3) Ty is a jerk
Now that third one, of course, is a matter of opinion. But here me out. The guy say Ty HEY THAT RYMES!!! at the house. But Ty wasn't doing a freakin' thing! He was just walking around ordering everybody around. And he was FROWNING. All the time. Until a camera person comes up, and then Ty suddenly looks all happy and explains what he has been working on. Which is nothing. Which means Ty is a lying jerk-dork. That is all.
posted by Adam at 4:24 PM
4 Comments:
I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPELLING! TY IS A JERK! TY IS A JERK! THAT IS ALL I CARE ABOUT!!!
Oh, Jack talk Ty. Jack talk Ty very well.
What, you haven't seen Meet the Parents?
Watch it again, that line is in there!
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