Happy Prez Day

Happy Prez day! Thats prez as in president. s. presidents. Happy presidents day. Okay, so first things first. Let's take a moment of silence to honor all of the great presidents we have had.................................................................................. okay long enough. No offese or anything, but good presidents are really not something this country is famous for. We started off badly with the whole George Washington guy. I am not saying at all that George was a bad president, in fact he was one of the best. Which is why it was such a terrible decision to elect him. He's made all the presidents we'e had after him look like CRAP!!! No seriously, just think. None of the other presidents have got anything on him. Licoln comes the closest, but he still doesn't nearly match up with this guy. It's his birthday anyway, why are we grouping all the other presidents in with him? So Lincoln helped the country throught the civil war. Washingon has got the REVOLUTIONAY WAR. In your face log cabin man. Roosevelt helpd the country throught he depression Whup-de-crap. If it hadn't have been for Washington there wouldn't have been a country to fall into a depression. JFK got assasinated, and according to several females I know, because I am definetly not an expert on the subject of male attractivness, JFK was hot as well. People were really calling him great then, how dare they assasinate someone who is just so gosh darn good looking? Their words, not mine. Well, that's all fine and dandy, but Washington was also at the height of fashion in his time. He had that big poofy white wig that if he wore nowaday he would get beat up, but back then it was a sign that he had class. And he had hippo teeth. HIPPO TEETH! Name one president that had hippo teeth besides my main man. Did JFK have hippo teeth? No, he had strait, white, perfect teeth. But Washington could probably bite through more than JFK could. In a biting contest, Washington would win hands down, with his hippo teeth, and JFK would have to deal with a close second. Then we come to Nixon, who screwed up the entire country. Well, Washington helped provide the country for that guy to screw up! And he wrote the laws that allowed him to do it! If it hadn't been for Washington, Nixon would be screwing up colonial England instead of America, and then the British of course would have gotten mad and killed everybody. Bill Clinton had sex in the oval office, which is not something Washington managed to pull off. However, it is not quite fair since the oval office was not yet in existence in the Washington era. So, if there had been a white house back then, I'm sure Washingtn would have topped Clinton immensly. Then we come to Bush. Washington flat out beats Bush. But then again, so does everybody else. Okay, so that is my president's day rant. If you are offended in any way, please tell me in my comments and I will try my best to sound like I care.