The completly useless guide to absolutly nothing.
First off, I want to say thank you those that have already posted their nominations for the ADHC awards, which is not very many. If you have not done this yet, it is high time that you did so! Scroll down and post your vote in the comments!
Now, on to the guide...
First, I would like to start the guide by explaining the theory behind Star Wars legos. The theory is simply that if you make up a movie and make legos to go with it, lego sales will skyroket. I am sad to say that that theory is absolutly true, and I wasted a whole bunch of money on bunch of teeny tiny lego pieces that when assembled make a teeny tiny model of the lava planet. When you get the little teeny tiny Anaikin and Obi-Wan to battle it out, most of the time they end up in the lava. Just becasue you let go of them and they fall of the teeny tiny platform. A plus, however, is that the lightsabers light up! Awesome! Until the end of the battery life, at least, which is about 35 seconds.
Next, the T.v. show Lost. By the looks of it, it has a good chance of winning an ADHC award. In fact, there is only one show that stands in its way. And that show is Barney. DISPICABLE! Lost is the show of the survivors of a plane crash who land on an island surrounded by mystery. None of which are ever solved. Oh, but then at the very end of the season finale, they finally open the hatch in the ground that we have been waiting them to open forever. Oh boy, I wonder what could be inside... Then BAM! Cut to black. The word LOST flashes across the screen, signaling the end of the episode. Of the season. Yes, I yelled at the T.v. for quite a long time. As anybody would.
In fact, foget the guide. The thought of the corrupt minds behind Lost make new fire arise within me. That, by the way, is my way of saying I don't feel like typing this anymore.
Now, on to the guide...
First, I would like to start the guide by explaining the theory behind Star Wars legos. The theory is simply that if you make up a movie and make legos to go with it, lego sales will skyroket. I am sad to say that that theory is absolutly true, and I wasted a whole bunch of money on bunch of teeny tiny lego pieces that when assembled make a teeny tiny model of the lava planet. When you get the little teeny tiny Anaikin and Obi-Wan to battle it out, most of the time they end up in the lava. Just becasue you let go of them and they fall of the teeny tiny platform. A plus, however, is that the lightsabers light up! Awesome! Until the end of the battery life, at least, which is about 35 seconds.
Next, the T.v. show Lost. By the looks of it, it has a good chance of winning an ADHC award. In fact, there is only one show that stands in its way. And that show is Barney. DISPICABLE! Lost is the show of the survivors of a plane crash who land on an island surrounded by mystery. None of which are ever solved. Oh, but then at the very end of the season finale, they finally open the hatch in the ground that we have been waiting them to open forever. Oh boy, I wonder what could be inside... Then BAM! Cut to black. The word LOST flashes across the screen, signaling the end of the episode. Of the season. Yes, I yelled at the T.v. for quite a long time. As anybody would.
In fact, foget the guide. The thought of the corrupt minds behind Lost make new fire arise within me. That, by the way, is my way of saying I don't feel like typing this anymore.
posted by Adam at 2:47 PM
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