90

This marks the 90th post on my blog. I know this because they keep track on the little blog start thingy. But whatever. 90 posts. And if you have read every single one of them, that may very well have been 90 instances where I entirely wasted your time when you could have been doing something productive. And if I'm able to do that, I'm doing my job. Well, not really. But I've always liked saying things like that. So anyway, heres what we're going to do. We are going to, wait actually I am going to for the nexy 10 posts, including this one, count up to post number 100. Which should be a super-long celebration post. Or maybe it will just have the number 100 and I won't right anything as a celebration of reaching 100 posts and just getting a break on that one. But you know, either way works just fine for me. And I know only like 3 people actually read this, but I like to think that when I post, I'm posting for the world. Which I technically am. Millions of people have access to this blog. Which is pretty incredible when you think of it. If 5,000,000 people accidently have a typo and instead of goole.com their fingers slip and type evilchef.blogspot.com, I will become an overnight hit, assuming a fraction of those people don't say "DAMMIT! I SPELLED GOOGLE WRONG AGAIN!!!" Amd quickly go away. And although the chances of that actually happening are slim, you know, everything is possible. I mean, you should see some of the things in Ripley's Belive it or Not. Okay, like this one guy, he ate spoons! And spoon consumption differs completly from the point I am trying to make here, but just thought I'd add it in there. And the point is: I am 500,000,000 mistakes away from becoming a celebrity! Incredible. Not ever Tom Cruise has 500,000,000 potential fans nowadays. And that's pretty cool.