Great Scott!
I cannot belive it. At all. Any of it. Wait, let me explain to you what "it" actually is. Ok, it's more like 2 things. But whatever just READ READ READ READ READ! I'm going to blow your mind.
First off, my parents being the insane liberals that they are have, for 8 years, refused to pay the 74 cents of our phone bill that goes to the military. Well, guess what? The phone company just now noticed. And we owe like 80 dollars. And my parents aren't going to pay it. So HEY our phone just might get shut off! Yea! Won't that be fun?
Seriously, just pay the money. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE MODERN TECHNOLOGIES OF THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY!!! Well, actually I can. But I don't want to. So pay the bill already!
Second off, my mom just cheated our family out of TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! Seriously. That show, wife swap? You've heard of it, haven't you? One family's mom switches with anothers for a week. Guess what? Our family was selected. Out of the 50,000 submissions that show recives every week, we were selected. We would get to be on NATIONAL TELVIVISION. SEEN BY MILLIONS. Oh yeah, and if that weren't enough, we'd get TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! But what does my mom do? She says no. SHE SAYS NO I TELL YOU! After hearing this I go and throw stuff at other stuff. Stuff breaks. WELL IF WE HAD TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS WE COULD BY NEW STUFF TO REPLACE THE BROKEN STUFF!!!
Okay, breathe.
More news, but not quite as dramatic. I went to the Endzone on Friday, which in case you don't know is this thing where on Fridays lots of Middle Schoolers go to just hang out and stuff. I highly reccomend it. If you ever come to Wichita, and you are in 6-8th grade, and it is Friday between 6-8, by all means stop by. Wait, on second thought you'll probably hang out at Wichitas great tourist spots HA yeah right.
Oh, and on a final note, it is now 19 days until two very special events that occur simoltaneaously. What the... that isn't spelled right. Oh wait, I just recalled that I don't care.
Right, here they are. ON NOVEMBER 18: It is the opening day of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Yes! Score! And this one is rated PG-13! Double score! See, I was afraid they were going to dummy Harry Potter down to make a PG rating. Which would mean they would have to cut out all the good parts. But behold, Harry Potter in all its glory! I wonder if they'll rate half-blood-prince "R" That would be quite a shock. WAIT! Off topic. Important event number 2 happening on NOVEMBER 18. That's my birthday, yo! Can you belive such important events in the progression of humankind as we know it are occuring on the exact same day? Kind of impressive when you think about it.
Alrighty then, chaps! Be off with you! And may many a bird spare your head when searching for one worthy of crapping on!
First off, my parents being the insane liberals that they are have, for 8 years, refused to pay the 74 cents of our phone bill that goes to the military. Well, guess what? The phone company just now noticed. And we owe like 80 dollars. And my parents aren't going to pay it. So HEY our phone just might get shut off! Yea! Won't that be fun?
Seriously, just pay the money. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE MODERN TECHNOLOGIES OF THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY!!! Well, actually I can. But I don't want to. So pay the bill already!
Second off, my mom just cheated our family out of TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! Seriously. That show, wife swap? You've heard of it, haven't you? One family's mom switches with anothers for a week. Guess what? Our family was selected. Out of the 50,000 submissions that show recives every week, we were selected. We would get to be on NATIONAL TELVIVISION. SEEN BY MILLIONS. Oh yeah, and if that weren't enough, we'd get TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! But what does my mom do? She says no. SHE SAYS NO I TELL YOU! After hearing this I go and throw stuff at other stuff. Stuff breaks. WELL IF WE HAD TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS WE COULD BY NEW STUFF TO REPLACE THE BROKEN STUFF!!!
Okay, breathe.
More news, but not quite as dramatic. I went to the Endzone on Friday, which in case you don't know is this thing where on Fridays lots of Middle Schoolers go to just hang out and stuff. I highly reccomend it. If you ever come to Wichita, and you are in 6-8th grade, and it is Friday between 6-8, by all means stop by. Wait, on second thought you'll probably hang out at Wichitas great tourist spots HA yeah right.
Oh, and on a final note, it is now 19 days until two very special events that occur simoltaneaously. What the... that isn't spelled right. Oh wait, I just recalled that I don't care.
Right, here they are. ON NOVEMBER 18: It is the opening day of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Yes! Score! And this one is rated PG-13! Double score! See, I was afraid they were going to dummy Harry Potter down to make a PG rating. Which would mean they would have to cut out all the good parts. But behold, Harry Potter in all its glory! I wonder if they'll rate half-blood-prince "R" That would be quite a shock. WAIT! Off topic. Important event number 2 happening on NOVEMBER 18. That's my birthday, yo! Can you belive such important events in the progression of humankind as we know it are occuring on the exact same day? Kind of impressive when you think about it.
Alrighty then, chaps! Be off with you! And may many a bird spare your head when searching for one worthy of crapping on!
posted by Adam at 7:39 PM
4 Comments:
Huh? What $80?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hee. Adam, you're very cool. And I'm gonna see you at Christmas. w00t.
w00t w00t!
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