Stupid Harry Potter Theories
I got these from the veritiserum website. Or however you spell that truth-telling thing. Anyway, they were just so funny I couldn't help but post them. Enjoy:
First Place: ok i noe u ppl r gonna h8 me 4 dis but wat haz 2 b done haz 2 b done. ok so here goes. theory 1. in book 7, voldy will put ron under the imperius curse so ron will kill harry and then hermy, ecen tho she lykes ron, will b so angry @ him dat she will kill him ( also in her efforts to save harry ). theory 2. or harry could simply die. OH, Y DUZ JO HAFF 2 MAKE THINGS SO SAD?!
Second Place: (Couples submission) ARE YOU ALL CRAZED! HARRY CANT END UP WITH ANYONE! HIS DEATH IS INEVIDIBILE. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I WAS THE ONLY READER THAT SEEMED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE PREDICTION MADE BY TRELAWNEY. HARRY AND DUMBLEDORE MUST DIE FOR HER PREDICTION TO COME TRUE, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT TRELAWNEY IS INCOMPETENT AND DOESN'T HAVE THE ALL SEEING EYE, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY MISTAKEN!
Third Place: (Couples submission) ummm, i think that harry's gona b wit herimone then ron's gona be lik "oh no he din't!" then they're not gona b friends anymore then SOMEHOW harry's breaks up wit hermonie and ron's all happy and they'er frends again BUT hermonie got mad at ron bcuz she sees ron all happy in her moment of pain, so then ron and hermonie arn't friends no more. then ron finally proves to hermonie that he liks her and they fall deeply in love and get marry and lives happliy ever after ! F.Y.I. i got no explanation 4 this, but it does make a good soap opera!
Stupid General Theories:
It took me so long to come up with this theory, but now I think I've finally got it. I think if harry and voldemort can't wand fight then harry will go to a gun shop, get an AK-47 and shoot voldemort to death. I can't believe I didn't think of it before. It all makes sense now.
What if the veil creates dementors and then Sirius becomes a dementor? And even more...Harry might just meet Sirius the Dementor in book six/seven and create a Patronus...which will make Sirius Black and James Potter will be reunited again.
WILL HARRY HAVE TO GO TO COUNCLING AFTER THESE BOOKS LOL NO DO U THINK THAT HARRY WILL DIE BY THE LAST MOVIE how many times has he come close to dieing i mean evry year he almost does and always wakes up in the hospatal wing what do u thing
This theory might be scary, but I will put it out there. Harry, I believe, is the Half Blood King, so that would logically make his son the Half Blood Prince. What if Harry has a child in book 6! *horrified gasps* I am serious though. By logic, his son would be the Half Blood Prince if he is the Half Blood King, so this is what would have to happen. It is scary to think of Harry getting someone pregnant, but what if. You might think this crazy, but, again, I am just putting this out there.
i think the half blood prince is albus dumbledore because, dumbledore really-really a mysterious wizarder
This may be far-fetched... but what if there was a switching spell of some sort and Harry's and Dumbledore's souls were switched and Dumbledore as Harry destroyed Voldemort?
OK, I think Umbridge is in Animaigus!!! I mean, think about it. Jk is constantly referring to her as a "toad faced woman". Possibly, she could be nevilles toad!!! I mean, how else would she know all of Harrys secrets....she could of been just sitting there in the gryffindor dormitory the whole time!!!
i think harry potter is going to die. then he'll turn into a ghost and haunt voldemort forever then dumbledore will die of old age and mcgonagall will die of a broken heart then ron and hermione will fall in love then hermione will get pregnant and die then ron will die of a broken heart too finally, voldemort will get hit by a car and a train and a bus and an 18-wheeler and get thrown down a well and get eaten by rabid squirrels at the end, harry's ghost will fall in love with moaning myrtle
.ok if you guys would read the book news on msn you would know that harry nor voldemort die. and if you were smart you should know that harry can only die if voldemort dies. now matthew i would hope you would know this by now. they will both live till book seven but no one knows what will happen in book 8 if there is a book 8. j.k. rowling has given hits to there being more than 7 books. now lets just hope that no one dies in any more of the books they already murdered my husband sirius black and hopefull they wont murder my other husband ron weasley
Voldemort will die because Harry asked him nicely.
Voldemort because in an official never before seen exclusive interview that jk.rowling gave only to me she said that voldemort will die in the sixth book because he ran into the whomping willow. She also said that errol will be the new evil in the seventh book. What a twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(New Minister of Magic submission) Crookshanks because he is smart,intelligent and knowledgable. Plus his face is squashed
(Deaths submission) Harry Potter because he has a lightning shaped scar and maybe because it's shaped by lightning, he'll get hit by it.!?
Stupid Couples Theories
Harry/Hermione Here are some reasons that I think that Harry and Hermione will be a couple. I think in there sixth year Ron and Hermione will be dating, but Voldimort or Peter Pittigrew will kill Ron. I think this because I read a chat with J.K Rowling and some one asked if Ron would work in the Ministry of Magic when he gets out of school and she said IF he gets out of school wich means that he might die. Also there is no real signifigance to Ron besides being Harry's best friend. I mean Harry is athletic, Hermione is smart, but what is Ron? Any way, Hermione is going to be even more sad about Ron than Harry because they were dating so Harry will be there to comfort her. So some how Ron dieing will bring Harry and Hermione closer and they will get together.
Luna/Voldemort They are both lunatics.
I think that Harry and Ron should be together!! Its so obvious how their so loyal and how Harry teased Ron about quidditch and everything and then how he blushed.
Crabbe and Goyle are going to become boyfriend and boyfriend because who knows what they do when Malfoy's not around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goyle And Cho This just HAS to happen.
I say Rita Skeeter and Hagrid. HE didn't tell harry what all happend that nite ! someone and someone...
Hagrid and a flee!!!
I have read all 5 HP books 10 times each and have come to the conclusion that Dumbledore (yes dumbledore!!!!!!!!!!!) likes madame pomfrey, he stated in the first book that the most he has ever blushed apart from prof mags compliment is when madme pomfrey complimented his earmuffs, isn't that sweet?
Stupid Book 7 Title Submissions
Harry Potter and the Death of Lord Voldomolt
Harry Potter and The Job Choosing Game
Harry Potter and The Separtion of the Wonder Team.....Or Not???
harry potter and the truth behind the hogwarts express
hemione granger and the revenge on the malfoys
ron weasley and the dead rat or some thing like that and that is that
Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé
Harry Potter and the Run-In With Mrs Norris Under an Invisibility Cloak
I think it is Common Knowledge, that it would be Harry Potter and the Scar.
Harry Potter and the Changing of the minds
Harry Potter and the Pheonix's Revenge Against Death
Harry Potter and the Order of Hooked on Phonics
Harry Potter and the Great Boogie Monster that live under his bed
Harry Potter vs. George W. Bush: Wands or WMDs?Harry Potter and the Smelly Socks
Harry Potter and the King of Bling
Harry Potter and the Evil Bouncing Mushrooms
Harry Potter and the End of Trees
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Evil Squirrels
Harry Potter and the fluffy bunnies
Harry potter and the cornalicious corn
Harry Potter and the cheese grater.
Harry Potter And The poo Of The Wee Ghoul
haryy potter and the curse of the spell-o-tapeharry potter and the orange peel
Harry Potter and the dancing penguin of doom
Harry Potter and the Stinky Sword of Slytherin
And finally (this is a rather lengthy title and it doesn't fit the format of the current six, but oh well)... "You foul loathsome evil little cockroach. Hermione no it's not worth it. SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hope you enjoyed that. I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, maybe you didn't, or anything. Not that anyone cares about me. Sorry for this dismal attitude. I just read the chapter of Life, The Universe, and Everything whee Marvin talks to a mattress. His mood is contagious.
First Place: ok i noe u ppl r gonna h8 me 4 dis but wat haz 2 b done haz 2 b done. ok so here goes. theory 1. in book 7, voldy will put ron under the imperius curse so ron will kill harry and then hermy, ecen tho she lykes ron, will b so angry @ him dat she will kill him ( also in her efforts to save harry ). theory 2. or harry could simply die. OH, Y DUZ JO HAFF 2 MAKE THINGS SO SAD?!
Second Place: (Couples submission) ARE YOU ALL CRAZED! HARRY CANT END UP WITH ANYONE! HIS DEATH IS INEVIDIBILE. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I WAS THE ONLY READER THAT SEEMED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE PREDICTION MADE BY TRELAWNEY. HARRY AND DUMBLEDORE MUST DIE FOR HER PREDICTION TO COME TRUE, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT TRELAWNEY IS INCOMPETENT AND DOESN'T HAVE THE ALL SEEING EYE, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY MISTAKEN!
Third Place: (Couples submission) ummm, i think that harry's gona b wit herimone then ron's gona be lik "oh no he din't!" then they're not gona b friends anymore then SOMEHOW harry's breaks up wit hermonie and ron's all happy and they'er frends again BUT hermonie got mad at ron bcuz she sees ron all happy in her moment of pain, so then ron and hermonie arn't friends no more. then ron finally proves to hermonie that he liks her and they fall deeply in love and get marry and lives happliy ever after ! F.Y.I. i got no explanation 4 this, but it does make a good soap opera!
Stupid General Theories:
It took me so long to come up with this theory, but now I think I've finally got it. I think if harry and voldemort can't wand fight then harry will go to a gun shop, get an AK-47 and shoot voldemort to death. I can't believe I didn't think of it before. It all makes sense now.
What if the veil creates dementors and then Sirius becomes a dementor? And even more...Harry might just meet Sirius the Dementor in book six/seven and create a Patronus...which will make Sirius Black and James Potter will be reunited again.
WILL HARRY HAVE TO GO TO COUNCLING AFTER THESE BOOKS LOL NO DO U THINK THAT HARRY WILL DIE BY THE LAST MOVIE how many times has he come close to dieing i mean evry year he almost does and always wakes up in the hospatal wing what do u thing
This theory might be scary, but I will put it out there. Harry, I believe, is the Half Blood King, so that would logically make his son the Half Blood Prince. What if Harry has a child in book 6! *horrified gasps* I am serious though. By logic, his son would be the Half Blood Prince if he is the Half Blood King, so this is what would have to happen. It is scary to think of Harry getting someone pregnant, but what if. You might think this crazy, but, again, I am just putting this out there.
i think the half blood prince is albus dumbledore because, dumbledore really-really a mysterious wizarder
This may be far-fetched... but what if there was a switching spell of some sort and Harry's and Dumbledore's souls were switched and Dumbledore as Harry destroyed Voldemort?
OK, I think Umbridge is in Animaigus!!! I mean, think about it. Jk is constantly referring to her as a "toad faced woman". Possibly, she could be nevilles toad!!! I mean, how else would she know all of Harrys secrets....she could of been just sitting there in the gryffindor dormitory the whole time!!!
i think harry potter is going to die. then he'll turn into a ghost and haunt voldemort forever then dumbledore will die of old age and mcgonagall will die of a broken heart then ron and hermione will fall in love then hermione will get pregnant and die then ron will die of a broken heart too finally, voldemort will get hit by a car and a train and a bus and an 18-wheeler and get thrown down a well and get eaten by rabid squirrels at the end, harry's ghost will fall in love with moaning myrtle
.ok if you guys would read the book news on msn you would know that harry nor voldemort die. and if you were smart you should know that harry can only die if voldemort dies. now matthew i would hope you would know this by now. they will both live till book seven but no one knows what will happen in book 8 if there is a book 8. j.k. rowling has given hits to there being more than 7 books. now lets just hope that no one dies in any more of the books they already murdered my husband sirius black and hopefull they wont murder my other husband ron weasley
Voldemort will die because Harry asked him nicely.
Voldemort because in an official never before seen exclusive interview that jk.rowling gave only to me she said that voldemort will die in the sixth book because he ran into the whomping willow. She also said that errol will be the new evil in the seventh book. What a twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(New Minister of Magic submission) Crookshanks because he is smart,intelligent and knowledgable. Plus his face is squashed
(Deaths submission) Harry Potter because he has a lightning shaped scar and maybe because it's shaped by lightning, he'll get hit by it.!?
Stupid Couples Theories
Harry/Hermione Here are some reasons that I think that Harry and Hermione will be a couple. I think in there sixth year Ron and Hermione will be dating, but Voldimort or Peter Pittigrew will kill Ron. I think this because I read a chat with J.K Rowling and some one asked if Ron would work in the Ministry of Magic when he gets out of school and she said IF he gets out of school wich means that he might die. Also there is no real signifigance to Ron besides being Harry's best friend. I mean Harry is athletic, Hermione is smart, but what is Ron? Any way, Hermione is going to be even more sad about Ron than Harry because they were dating so Harry will be there to comfort her. So some how Ron dieing will bring Harry and Hermione closer and they will get together.
Luna/Voldemort They are both lunatics.
I think that Harry and Ron should be together!! Its so obvious how their so loyal and how Harry teased Ron about quidditch and everything and then how he blushed.
Crabbe and Goyle are going to become boyfriend and boyfriend because who knows what they do when Malfoy's not around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goyle And Cho This just HAS to happen.
I say Rita Skeeter and Hagrid. HE didn't tell harry what all happend that nite ! someone and someone...
Hagrid and a flee!!!
I have read all 5 HP books 10 times each and have come to the conclusion that Dumbledore (yes dumbledore!!!!!!!!!!!) likes madame pomfrey, he stated in the first book that the most he has ever blushed apart from prof mags compliment is when madme pomfrey complimented his earmuffs, isn't that sweet?
Stupid Book 7 Title Submissions
Harry Potter and the Death of Lord Voldomolt
Harry Potter and The Job Choosing Game
Harry Potter and The Separtion of the Wonder Team.....Or Not???
harry potter and the truth behind the hogwarts express
hemione granger and the revenge on the malfoys
ron weasley and the dead rat or some thing like that and that is that
Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé
Harry Potter and the Run-In With Mrs Norris Under an Invisibility Cloak
I think it is Common Knowledge, that it would be Harry Potter and the Scar.
Harry Potter and the Changing of the minds
Harry Potter and the Pheonix's Revenge Against Death
Harry Potter and the Order of Hooked on Phonics
Harry Potter and the Great Boogie Monster that live under his bed
Harry Potter vs. George W. Bush: Wands or WMDs?Harry Potter and the Smelly Socks
Harry Potter and the King of Bling
Harry Potter and the Evil Bouncing Mushrooms
Harry Potter and the End of Trees
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Evil Squirrels
Harry Potter and the fluffy bunnies
Harry potter and the cornalicious corn
Harry Potter and the cheese grater.
Harry Potter And The poo Of The Wee Ghoul
haryy potter and the curse of the spell-o-tapeharry potter and the orange peel
Harry Potter and the dancing penguin of doom
Harry Potter and the Stinky Sword of Slytherin
And finally (this is a rather lengthy title and it doesn't fit the format of the current six, but oh well)... "You foul loathsome evil little cockroach. Hermione no it's not worth it. SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hope you enjoyed that. I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, maybe you didn't, or anything. Not that anyone cares about me. Sorry for this dismal attitude. I just read the chapter of Life, The Universe, and Everything whee Marvin talks to a mattress. His mood is contagious.
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