In Your Face Jardine!
Yes, Jardine. Your face. In it. Bam. In other words, WE TOTALLY SLAUTERED JARDINE! Expilination:
NAL, or, National Academic League, as it is called when one has enough time to eleborate on it's complete non-acronymed title, is a league. It is national. It is academic. Shall I continue?
I most certanily shall. We go to other schools and face them off in sort of challenge type things. Basiclly. But, there is a catch. And that catch is that WE KICKED JARDINE'S A-DOUBLE-STAR! (That is a**, and due to the fact that the adress to this blog has somehow gotten into the hands of several people who are offended by profanity, I'm just going to leave it at that.)
Anyway, when it came to the competition, we compeletly mopped the floor with Jardine. We scored like 15 points in the last round while they lost 3, and the only reason we hadn't been getting such major points before is that this is the first year we've ever done this, while they are more experienced and have done this several times before.
WHICH IS WHY IT IS SO AWESOME THAT WE CRUSHED THEM LIKE A SMALL WEASEL BEING SAT ON BY A MORBIDLY OBESE GOPHER!
Yep, that's pretty awesome. Too bad Wilbur's going to kill us next week.
NAL, or, National Academic League, as it is called when one has enough time to eleborate on it's complete non-acronymed title, is a league. It is national. It is academic. Shall I continue?
I most certanily shall. We go to other schools and face them off in sort of challenge type things. Basiclly. But, there is a catch. And that catch is that WE KICKED JARDINE'S A-DOUBLE-STAR! (That is a**, and due to the fact that the adress to this blog has somehow gotten into the hands of several people who are offended by profanity, I'm just going to leave it at that.)
Anyway, when it came to the competition, we compeletly mopped the floor with Jardine. We scored like 15 points in the last round while they lost 3, and the only reason we hadn't been getting such major points before is that this is the first year we've ever done this, while they are more experienced and have done this several times before.
WHICH IS WHY IT IS SO AWESOME THAT WE CRUSHED THEM LIKE A SMALL WEASEL BEING SAT ON BY A MORBIDLY OBESE GOPHER!
Yep, that's pretty awesome. Too bad Wilbur's going to kill us next week.
posted by Adam at 7:05 PM
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