What a Week
It has been more than a week since I've updated this, which is partly due to the fact that I didn't feel like updating this thing. Now I have a lot to say, because this week was imensily busy. And even if it wasn't, I have a lot of things to say. So sit back and relax, because you're going to be here for a while. Unless I get tired of writing so much, and in that case you won't be. But we'll just have to find out.
First off, update on my last post. My computer caugt another virus. Or something. Which of course means it has to be fixed AGAIN! So I am not happy right now. I still have to share the OTHERES computer. Yeah.
Monday, Tuesday, absolutly freakin' boring. Moving on... Wednesday.
Wednesday we had no school! Well, we still had to go and everything, but there was absolutly no learing involved. Because we went to visit KU! Yes, the annual visit to a collage in which the school hires a charter bus to take us there. No wimpy school buses for this group! Oh no. We get to ride in a little bit of STYLE!
That style involved sitting in a seat next to Oscar, which was perfectly fine. But then he makes me go into the window seat! Of all places! Now I can communicate with vitually noone in the surrounding area, because I am boxed in. And then Oscar pulls up his hoody and starts listening to CDs, so I am left with nothing to do. Not even listen to CDs because in the seat over they are using my headphones to hook up to a portable DVD player and watch SAW. So I am left with nothing to do except stare watch what they are showing on the bus.
At first this is fine, because it is Jhonny English, an excellent film. Very funny. But then, and I shudder as I write this, they put on SPICE WORLD. I kid you not. On top of it being about a group that I haven't heard about since I was in 1st grade, and even then knew that they were a bit low on the brain function.
But then, they come out with the stupidest movie ever concived. These are events that actually occur in this film:
A minute-long scene focuses around at least 80 diffrent topics including "Oh my God! You're wearing my boots! Give me back my boots!"
While walking in the forest for no obvious reason, a spacecraft comes down from the sky, and the aliens try to squeeze the Spice Girl's boobs. Then one of the Spice Girls makes out with one of the aliens.
This guy in glasses crawls out OF THE TOILET to spy on the group.
I swear all these events happened. And they are only a fraction of the stupidity the movie contains. Luckily we arrived at KU before the movie could reach it's end, which I'm sure is even more terrble then the beginning.
At KU, we started with a long boring discussion about going to college. At least it was mildly entertaining with those in front of me making hilarious comments about everything the presenter said. Incerdibly rude, but if the hadn't kept doing it I would have died of bordem.
Skip forward to the good part: lunch. Big college equals big buffet. And that is exactly what they had at KU. I stuffed myself, natuarally. I mean, what else are you supposed to do when you have over 5 billion possible menu combinations? To make a long story short I took too much. I nearly made myself throw up. But it was so totally worth it.
On the way back we watched robots, and I mangaged to get an isle seat, so that was pretty cool. Except that robots isn't really my favorite movie. But it was better than spice world. Another cool thing: the teachers were in the front. I was in the back. Where the FUN stuff was going on. As in non-adult supervised stuff. Not that I joined in or anything. But it was entertaining enough just to watch.
First off, there was some kind of truth or dare game going on, which involved a bunch of people kissing other people and people beating the living crap out of other people. Both of those. They worked together rather well I'd say, in terms of entertainment.
Another thing is that there were fights starting constantly. If seeing people tear each other apart is not entertaining, I don't know what is.
To top it off, somebody had brought a PSP along and I got to watch spider man 2. Not that I haven't seen it enough times already, but it was still the most entertaing thing to do at the present time.
Thursday, we faced off Wilbur in NAL. We lost by 57 points. But we did better than I thought we would, so that wasn't such a letdown. Seriously, in the library where we had our meet, they had banners from winning the national championships. Every. Single. Year. And before the start of the meet, the judge is all like "I don't want you to feel intimidated, but this is your first real meet, and Jardine has been doing this for a long time and almost never lost, so you really don't stand much of a chance against them. Thanks mister judge man, real inspirational. I feel much better now.
Friday... everybody knows what Friday was, right? RIGHT? It was my birthady you idiots. I can't belive you didn't get that. And if you did, congradulations. You have memorized the date of my birthday. I am very happy for you. It was also the day we had the honors assembly in the gym. I got a 4.0. Yeah. How exciting. Or rather, how boring. Can't I get something else for a change?
Well, the main event was that by some bizzare coincidence, by birthday fell on the same day as the opening of Harry Potte and the Goblet of Fire in theateres! What a simply marevelous coinkidink. Warren was supposed to go with me, but he got some kind of sickness that kept him from doing anything without throwing up. Which would not have been a very good thing at the theatere. So, luckily, I have more then one friend, and I got Cici to go with me. She's in NAL at Marshall, which we are going to COMPLETLY DESTROY come January, FYI.
So anyway, the four of us (including my parents) got to the Warren and got in the line of thousands of screaming fans, many in full costume, to get into the 13th showing of Harry Potter. Eventually they finally let us sit down, and when the curtain finally lifted, I swear it was like a football game or something. Everybody was clapping and screaming. I was thinking, "this is a movie we're seeing! You don't need to cheer!" Cheering continued through much of the film, especially when Malfoy gets turned into a ferret. I mean, I'm sure I heard someone say "YOU GO MOODY!"
Another funny thing that happened during the film was when Ron is wearing this kind of sleepless tank top, the guy behind us says "nice shirt, Ron!" hee hee. By the way, the film is rated PG-13. It says for violence and disturbing images, but it's more then that. There is SEX. Well, not really sex, but sexual type stuff. You don't belive me, but I am telling you the honest truth. Like Harry is in the bathtub, and then the ghost of Moaning Myrtle floats out of the toilet and starts feeling on him and everything. Seriously. And Harry is pulling all these bubbles around himeself and she goes "The other boy was in here a long time. Until almost all the bubbles were gone." If that isn't blatent sexual dialogue, I don't know what is.
After the film, we stopped at Sonic for a bite to eat. My parents, with there little Sonic coupons, gave the waitresses a hard time. But, as I always say, it's your own fault for working at Sonic!
On the way to drop Cici off, we started looking at the signs of all the restraunts and taking them very wrongly. My favorites: Wong's chinese buffet, long john silvers, and o'rileys auto parts. If you don't get it, don't try. If you do, I'm sorry I put you throught so much phycological pain. Unless, like me, you find it freakin' hilarious.
Later that night, my dad had somehow cheated his way into getting a free room at the Hilton hotel.
First off, update on my last post. My computer caugt another virus. Or something. Which of course means it has to be fixed AGAIN! So I am not happy right now. I still have to share the OTHERES computer. Yeah.
Monday, Tuesday, absolutly freakin' boring. Moving on... Wednesday.
Wednesday we had no school! Well, we still had to go and everything, but there was absolutly no learing involved. Because we went to visit KU! Yes, the annual visit to a collage in which the school hires a charter bus to take us there. No wimpy school buses for this group! Oh no. We get to ride in a little bit of STYLE!
That style involved sitting in a seat next to Oscar, which was perfectly fine. But then he makes me go into the window seat! Of all places! Now I can communicate with vitually noone in the surrounding area, because I am boxed in. And then Oscar pulls up his hoody and starts listening to CDs, so I am left with nothing to do. Not even listen to CDs because in the seat over they are using my headphones to hook up to a portable DVD player and watch SAW. So I am left with nothing to do except stare watch what they are showing on the bus.
At first this is fine, because it is Jhonny English, an excellent film. Very funny. But then, and I shudder as I write this, they put on SPICE WORLD. I kid you not. On top of it being about a group that I haven't heard about since I was in 1st grade, and even then knew that they were a bit low on the brain function.
But then, they come out with the stupidest movie ever concived. These are events that actually occur in this film:
A minute-long scene focuses around at least 80 diffrent topics including "Oh my God! You're wearing my boots! Give me back my boots!"
While walking in the forest for no obvious reason, a spacecraft comes down from the sky, and the aliens try to squeeze the Spice Girl's boobs. Then one of the Spice Girls makes out with one of the aliens.
This guy in glasses crawls out OF THE TOILET to spy on the group.
I swear all these events happened. And they are only a fraction of the stupidity the movie contains. Luckily we arrived at KU before the movie could reach it's end, which I'm sure is even more terrble then the beginning.
At KU, we started with a long boring discussion about going to college. At least it was mildly entertaining with those in front of me making hilarious comments about everything the presenter said. Incerdibly rude, but if the hadn't kept doing it I would have died of bordem.
Skip forward to the good part: lunch. Big college equals big buffet. And that is exactly what they had at KU. I stuffed myself, natuarally. I mean, what else are you supposed to do when you have over 5 billion possible menu combinations? To make a long story short I took too much. I nearly made myself throw up. But it was so totally worth it.
On the way back we watched robots, and I mangaged to get an isle seat, so that was pretty cool. Except that robots isn't really my favorite movie. But it was better than spice world. Another cool thing: the teachers were in the front. I was in the back. Where the FUN stuff was going on. As in non-adult supervised stuff. Not that I joined in or anything. But it was entertaining enough just to watch.
First off, there was some kind of truth or dare game going on, which involved a bunch of people kissing other people and people beating the living crap out of other people. Both of those. They worked together rather well I'd say, in terms of entertainment.
Another thing is that there were fights starting constantly. If seeing people tear each other apart is not entertaining, I don't know what is.
To top it off, somebody had brought a PSP along and I got to watch spider man 2. Not that I haven't seen it enough times already, but it was still the most entertaing thing to do at the present time.
Thursday, we faced off Wilbur in NAL. We lost by 57 points. But we did better than I thought we would, so that wasn't such a letdown. Seriously, in the library where we had our meet, they had banners from winning the national championships. Every. Single. Year. And before the start of the meet, the judge is all like "I don't want you to feel intimidated, but this is your first real meet, and Jardine has been doing this for a long time and almost never lost, so you really don't stand much of a chance against them. Thanks mister judge man, real inspirational. I feel much better now.
Friday... everybody knows what Friday was, right? RIGHT? It was my birthady you idiots. I can't belive you didn't get that. And if you did, congradulations. You have memorized the date of my birthday. I am very happy for you. It was also the day we had the honors assembly in the gym. I got a 4.0. Yeah. How exciting. Or rather, how boring. Can't I get something else for a change?
Well, the main event was that by some bizzare coincidence, by birthday fell on the same day as the opening of Harry Potte and the Goblet of Fire in theateres! What a simply marevelous coinkidink. Warren was supposed to go with me, but he got some kind of sickness that kept him from doing anything without throwing up. Which would not have been a very good thing at the theatere. So, luckily, I have more then one friend, and I got Cici to go with me. She's in NAL at Marshall, which we are going to COMPLETLY DESTROY come January, FYI.
So anyway, the four of us (including my parents) got to the Warren and got in the line of thousands of screaming fans, many in full costume, to get into the 13th showing of Harry Potter. Eventually they finally let us sit down, and when the curtain finally lifted, I swear it was like a football game or something. Everybody was clapping and screaming. I was thinking, "this is a movie we're seeing! You don't need to cheer!" Cheering continued through much of the film, especially when Malfoy gets turned into a ferret. I mean, I'm sure I heard someone say "YOU GO MOODY!"
Another funny thing that happened during the film was when Ron is wearing this kind of sleepless tank top, the guy behind us says "nice shirt, Ron!" hee hee. By the way, the film is rated PG-13. It says for violence and disturbing images, but it's more then that. There is SEX. Well, not really sex, but sexual type stuff. You don't belive me, but I am telling you the honest truth. Like Harry is in the bathtub, and then the ghost of Moaning Myrtle floats out of the toilet and starts feeling on him and everything. Seriously. And Harry is pulling all these bubbles around himeself and she goes "The other boy was in here a long time. Until almost all the bubbles were gone." If that isn't blatent sexual dialogue, I don't know what is.
After the film, we stopped at Sonic for a bite to eat. My parents, with there little Sonic coupons, gave the waitresses a hard time. But, as I always say, it's your own fault for working at Sonic!
On the way to drop Cici off, we started looking at the signs of all the restraunts and taking them very wrongly. My favorites: Wong's chinese buffet, long john silvers, and o'rileys auto parts. If you don't get it, don't try. If you do, I'm sorry I put you throught so much phycological pain. Unless, like me, you find it freakin' hilarious.
Later that night, my dad had somehow cheated his way into getting a free room at the Hilton hotel.
posted by Adam at 4:35 PM
3 Comments:
How is it that you end up knowing all my friends? It is really quite creepy. I wasn't finished with the post, but I accidentaly published it instead of saving it. And then I was like "Oh, well. I can always write more later"
Now, that would be an invasion of privacy.
Oh alright, the update chant cannot be ignored.
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