The 21st Was Finally There!

I should have written this on the 21st, but I was wrapped up in such indescibable happiness and joy that it must have slipped my mind. Yes, you know what I'm talking about. And if you don't., shame on you. And if you go "Shame on me? It isn't my fault that I don't have a freakin' clue what your're talking about!" then shame on you even more. Last night, excuse me while I let my hearbeat reside to 352 beats per second, was the premire of LOST: Season 2, Episode 1. And if you missed it, well, then may all the shame that the world has to offer show up on your doorstep. After 3 terrible long months, (well, I guess those months were okay, because it was Summer and a bunch of fun stuff happend, but forget that,) I finally got to see what was in the #$(^*#(@$!!! hatch. And it was awesome. And just in case you didn't see it, I won't reveal the amazing surprise. Yeah, but that means you have a lot of catching up to do! Season 1 is out on DVD, so watch it beggining to end. Then, go online and find a transcipt for the episode I just saw, and read it. If you devote your entire week to LOST, you will be caught up! So get a move on, you shameful people! Come and watch LOST! Oh dear. Looking back at that you'd think I was obsessed. Sorry if it came out that way, I'm not- oh who am I kidding? I am obssesed! Now I'm going to watch that episode I just recorded over and over and over again until next Wednesday, when episode 2 airs. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

AAA! AAA! EVERYBODY GO NOW!

Hey, there. Nice to see you again. This is my first post in quite a lot of time. In fact, it has been so long that I am once again in the mighty Tulsa. Why haven't I updated? Cause I just haven't felt like it in the sligtest and I'm a lazy worthless pile of maggots. (I'm speaking figurtivly, of couse.) No, really, I've been exploring some of the more exotic parts of the internet. And don't take that wrong. What I mean is that I have been looking up some of the more bizzare sites. Yes. Everywhere from one of those online IQ tests (I scored 129. I guess that's not to bad) to an online nerd test (according to the test results, I'm 24% nerd.) Everywhere from the love calcultor (calculates the chance of two people falling in love) to the death calculator (calculates the very day you are going to die, and then gives you a clock counting backwards to that day!) I've seen articles on how the Amish have developed a laptop using an abucus (probably not true) to a ninja fast food service (definitly not real. "Our employees will never leave this great buisness. Because if they do, they will be hunted down and killed!") And now I am inviting you, too, to travel through the more bizzare parts of the web. Watch the tofu olympics! Get an official certificate declaring you a brussel sprout! Watch marshmello bunnies be decapitated! If you have trouble knowing where to start on your quest, you might want to first go to www.altervistas.com which is the most complete database of the weird websites that are out there. (Just a warning, some of the websites listed are adult, so you might want to avoifd those. Or not. Whatever.) But most importantly, you need to be weirded out! Go forth and be merry! And be sure to try the brains. Technicly they are for zombies, but they are quite tasty. Especially with salt.