Stupid Harry Potter Theories

I got these from the veritiserum website. Or however you spell that truth-telling thing. Anyway, they were just so funny I couldn't help but post them. Enjoy:

First Place: ok i noe u ppl r gonna h8 me 4 dis but wat haz 2 b done haz 2 b done. ok so here goes. theory 1. in book 7, voldy will put ron under the imperius curse so ron will kill harry and then hermy, ecen tho she lykes ron, will b so angry @ him dat she will kill him ( also in her efforts to save harry ). theory 2. or harry could simply die. OH, Y DUZ JO HAFF 2 MAKE THINGS SO SAD?!

Second Place: (Couples submission) ARE YOU ALL CRAZED! HARRY CANT END UP WITH ANYONE! HIS DEATH IS INEVIDIBILE. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I WAS THE ONLY READER THAT SEEMED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE PREDICTION MADE BY TRELAWNEY. HARRY AND DUMBLEDORE MUST DIE FOR HER PREDICTION TO COME TRUE, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT TRELAWNEY IS INCOMPETENT AND DOESN'T HAVE THE ALL SEEING EYE, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY MISTAKEN!

Third Place: (Couples submission) ummm, i think that harry's gona b wit herimone then ron's gona be lik "oh no he din't!" then they're not gona b friends anymore then SOMEHOW harry's breaks up wit hermonie and ron's all happy and they'er frends again BUT hermonie got mad at ron bcuz she sees ron all happy in her moment of pain, so then ron and hermonie arn't friends no more. then ron finally proves to hermonie that he liks her and they fall deeply in love and get marry and lives happliy ever after ! F.Y.I. i got no explanation 4 this, but it does make a good soap opera!

Stupid General Theories:

It took me so long to come up with this theory, but now I think I've finally got it. I think if harry and voldemort can't wand fight then harry will go to a gun shop, get an AK-47 and shoot voldemort to death. I can't believe I didn't think of it before. It all makes sense now.

What if the veil creates dementors and then Sirius becomes a dementor? And even more...Harry might just meet Sirius the Dementor in book six/seven and create a Patronus...which will make Sirius Black and James Potter will be reunited again.

WILL HARRY HAVE TO GO TO COUNCLING AFTER THESE BOOKS LOL NO DO U THINK THAT HARRY WILL DIE BY THE LAST MOVIE how many times has he come close to dieing i mean evry year he almost does and always wakes up in the hospatal wing what do u thing

This theory might be scary, but I will put it out there. Harry, I believe, is the Half Blood King, so that would logically make his son the Half Blood Prince. What if Harry has a child in book 6! *horrified gasps* I am serious though. By logic, his son would be the Half Blood Prince if he is the Half Blood King, so this is what would have to happen. It is scary to think of Harry getting someone pregnant, but what if. You might think this crazy, but, again, I am just putting this out there.

i think the half blood prince is albus dumbledore because, dumbledore really-really a mysterious wizarder

This may be far-fetched... but what if there was a switching spell of some sort and Harry's and Dumbledore's souls were switched and Dumbledore as Harry destroyed Voldemort?

OK, I think Umbridge is in Animaigus!!! I mean, think about it. Jk is constantly referring to her as a "toad faced woman". Possibly, she could be nevilles toad!!! I mean, how else would she know all of Harrys secrets....she could of been just sitting there in the gryffindor dormitory the whole time!!!

i think harry potter is going to die. then he'll turn into a ghost and haunt voldemort forever then dumbledore will die of old age and mcgonagall will die of a broken heart then ron and hermione will fall in love then hermione will get pregnant and die then ron will die of a broken heart too finally, voldemort will get hit by a car and a train and a bus and an 18-wheeler and get thrown down a well and get eaten by rabid squirrels at the end, harry's ghost will fall in love with moaning myrtle

.ok if you guys would read the book news on msn you would know that harry nor voldemort die. and if you were smart you should know that harry can only die if voldemort dies. now matthew i would hope you would know this by now. they will both live till book seven but no one knows what will happen in book 8 if there is a book 8. j.k. rowling has given hits to there being more than 7 books. now lets just hope that no one dies in any more of the books they already murdered my husband sirius black and hopefull they wont murder my other husband ron weasley

Voldemort will die because Harry asked him nicely.

Voldemort because in an official never before seen exclusive interview that jk.rowling gave only to me she said that voldemort will die in the sixth book because he ran into the whomping willow. She also said that errol will be the new evil in the seventh book. What a twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(New Minister of Magic submission) Crookshanks because he is smart,intelligent and knowledgable. Plus his face is squashed

(Deaths submission) Harry Potter because he has a lightning shaped scar and maybe because it's shaped by lightning, he'll get hit by it.!?

Stupid Couples Theories

Harry/Hermione Here are some reasons that I think that Harry and Hermione will be a couple. I think in there sixth year Ron and Hermione will be dating, but Voldimort or Peter Pittigrew will kill Ron. I think this because I read a chat with J.K Rowling and some one asked if Ron would work in the Ministry of Magic when he gets out of school and she said IF he gets out of school wich means that he might die. Also there is no real signifigance to Ron besides being Harry's best friend. I mean Harry is athletic, Hermione is smart, but what is Ron? Any way, Hermione is going to be even more sad about Ron than Harry because they were dating so Harry will be there to comfort her. So some how Ron dieing will bring Harry and Hermione closer and they will get together.

Luna/Voldemort They are both lunatics.

I think that Harry and Ron should be together!! Its so obvious how their so loyal and how Harry teased Ron about quidditch and everything and then how he blushed.

Crabbe and Goyle are going to become boyfriend and boyfriend because who knows what they do when Malfoy's not around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goyle And Cho This just HAS to happen.

I say Rita Skeeter and Hagrid. HE didn't tell harry what all happend that nite ! someone and someone...

Hagrid and a flee!!!

I have read all 5 HP books 10 times each and have come to the conclusion that Dumbledore (yes dumbledore!!!!!!!!!!!) likes madame pomfrey, he stated in the first book that the most he has ever blushed apart from prof mags compliment is when madme pomfrey complimented his earmuffs, isn't that sweet?

Stupid Book 7 Title Submissions

Harry Potter and the Death of Lord Voldomolt


Harry Potter and The Job Choosing Game

Harry Potter and The Separtion of the Wonder Team.....Or Not???

harry potter and the truth behind the hogwarts express

hemione granger and the revenge on the malfoys

ron weasley and the dead rat or some thing like that and that is that

Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé

Harry Potter and the Run-In With Mrs Norris Under an Invisibility Cloak

I think it is Common Knowledge, that it would be Harry Potter and the Scar.

Harry Potter and the Changing of the minds

Harry Potter and the Pheonix's Revenge Against Death

Harry Potter and the Order of Hooked on Phonics

Harry Potter and the Great Boogie Monster that live under his bed

Harry Potter vs. George W. Bush: Wands or WMDs?Harry Potter and the Smelly Socks

Harry Potter and the King of Bling

Harry Potter and the Evil Bouncing Mushrooms

Harry Potter and the End of Trees

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Evil Squirrels

Harry Potter and the fluffy bunnies

Harry potter and the cornalicious corn

Harry Potter and the cheese grater.

Harry Potter And The poo Of The Wee Ghoul

haryy potter and the curse of the spell-o-tapeharry potter and the orange peel

Harry Potter and the dancing penguin of doom

Harry Potter and the Stinky Sword of Slytherin

And finally (this is a rather lengthy title and it doesn't fit the format of the current six, but oh well)... "You foul loathsome evil little cockroach. Hermione no it's not worth it. SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hope you enjoyed that. I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, maybe you didn't, or anything. Not that anyone cares about me. Sorry for this dismal attitude. I just read the chapter of Life, The Universe, and Everything whee Marvin talks to a mattress. His mood is contagious.

Bottom 10

Got the idea from Strong Bad's Bottom 10, of course, which you can find at www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html if you are looking for a charming little laugh. But now, without further ado, the bottom 10 of the your's truly.

10) Sweaty people that stand in front you and sweat all over you. It is mildly disgusting. Like I'm just standing there and this sweaty person comes up and is like "OH! I AM SOOOO SWEATY!" And they shake their mane of hair splattering you with the slimy liquid. And... oh, you really don't want to hear this in detail, do you?

9) Me in my old movies. I cannot belive how completly and utterly stupid I once was. Here's a scene for you to contemplate.

Me: Oh no! My horses! They got stolen! Let's go find them! Here they are! But their locked in a gate! I'll get it! There's a chain around it's neck! Uhh! Got it off! But how do I open the gate?

Brooke: I'll just push the-

Jenae: Shhhh!

Me: Wow! You're right there is a switch under here! But I can't reach it! Can you reach it? You got it! Oh no! The person who stole the horses! Run! Listen, don't steal my horses again!

And so on. I really don't think you need to see the rest of that.

8) People who say stupid stuff A) without realizing it and B) haveing no real reason to say that stupid thing. Like I know this one person who says stuff like "when was the war of 1812?" and "how old are you supposed to be to see PG-13 movies?" I mean, that is really... wait, that is pretty funny. Heh heh. Well, anyway.

7) Those really dumb local commercials. At first the ones that just have pictures of what they are selling like lamps and stuff and they are all like "GET THESE LAMPS NOW AND RECIEVE NO INTEREST FOR 2 MONTHS! THAT'S RIGHT! ABSOLUTLY NONE!!!" Or those ones with terrible acting where everybody is like: "Oh no Earl, what are you doing on that latter again?" "I'm clening up these gutters again! I should have called THE GUTTER COVER!" Terrible Absolutly terrible.

6) Those so called "comedies" that are really depressing. You know, like the ones where the main character gets into all these really funny situations and then at the very end he dies. I mean, what was the point of all that humor? Wasted! FOR NOTHING!!!

5) The smell of a new car. The kind that smells like they sucked out all the oxegen and replaced it with rotten red hots. Boy, that really un-settles my stomach whenever I think about it.

4) Horror movies that have no plot. Like these people walk into a forest and all the sudden something starts killing them all. And in the end, they all die. And then the movie is over. "OH BOY! WHAT FUN! THEY WALK INTO A FOREST AND THEY DIE! THIS REALLY SHOULD DESERVE SOME KIND OF AN AWARD! Yeah, like dumbest genre in the entire world.

3) Pardon me, all people who are offended by this, but George Bush. If you like him, you go ahead and keep thinking that. But personally I think that he is a starange mutated space monkey with an I.Q. about the same temperature as a freezer in Northern Russia.

2) Those one cyber ghost emails where it says "look closly and you will see the ghost, and keep the speakers up high to here the ghost's moan." And then you are all staring closly at the scream and all of the sudden this image of a ghost appears screaming and you're like "OH NO! IT'S A GHOST! AHH! Oh, wait, let me collect my breth hear..." those things are scary. And I hates them I hates them good.

1) For the number one thing that annoys me, I have two things, actually. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH! Okay, sorry, I would have made my own up, but it is late and I am tired.

So, there you go, my dear friends. Adam's bottom ten. And with that, I give you adieu. Because it's like 2:00 in the moring. That's early, by the way. Not that you'd know that. I just, oh, whatever, goodbye. And I mean that in the best way possible.

Quotes from the J3+B visit!

Well, in the short time the Hershberger family visited, I managed to acquire some gemstone quotes. Of course, a lot of them were on the Hershberger family video that we all watched, but those count too. If you find yourself being mortally offended in any way by the following material, well, let me know. I may or may not do anything about it. And on with the quotes:

“Now you aw weal!”

“So, let’s pretend I came in eating a banana, but I’m allergic to bananas, okay? Yum, this is a good banana. Whoops, I forgot, I’m allergic. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!”

“Right, so it’s da, da, da, da, okay?”

“You aren’t supposed to come out until I call your name, crazy person!”

“I like to eat, um, trees!”

“Look how well we shook ours up!”

“You must save fairy world from the evil Morgantuan.”

“Honeychild, I can’t find your dog. Look! It’s your old rabbity!”

“You can’t move there, you’ll get caught!”
“I can still move there if I want to.”
“But if you put your king there the game will be over.”
“Well maybe I want the game to be over!”

“Oh, rotten eggs!”

“Thhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppthhhhhhhh!”

“I hope I don’t have an appendix!”

“Slow-ly-fa-ding-in-to-dark-ness”

“I am the scrumptious éclair”

“The king becomes Jewish every so often”

“I hope you like chicken!”

“I want to know if the dog has puppies!”
“So how was business during the depression?”

“Let’s start a conga ice-cream making line! Da, da, da, da, da, DA! Da, da, da, da ,da, DA!”

“I think that Harry dies and then there is no book 7,”
“DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHO DIES IN HARRY POTTER!”

Wow. Okay, a bit more quotes then I thought. But everybody liked them, right? Feel free to use any of them for educational and entertainment purposes. Not that you could use any of them in education. Whatever. These things were just floating around in my memory and I had to publish them before my brain exploded. Wait, that would be cool.

How HBP Should Have Ended.

Okay, first off, if you have not yet read Harry Potter and the Half - Blood Prince, you may want to skip this post until you have. I just cannot keep this bottled up inside me for any longer, the fans of Harry Potter must know how the story is supposed to end. Not how it ended in the book. How it should have ended in the book. First off, a disclamer: HARRY POTTER BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING! NOT ME! Okay, got to get that out of the way to avoid any legal difficulties. But that's settled now. So, without further ado, the ending to HBP.

Chapter 30: The White Tomb
All lessons were suspended, all examinations postponed. A bunch of kids were getting pulled out of Hogwarts. Harry assumed this might have a little to do with the fact that the night before there had been a bunch of raving violent lunatics roaming through the halls murdering people, but it was just a hunch. People from all around had come to pay their last respects to Dumbledore, who, for the sake of those unknowing, was about to have his funeral. For those of you who do not know the reason for Dumbledore having a funeral, it had a little tiny bit to do with the slightly important fact that he was DEAD!
The Hogwarts students gathered around in the primitive folding chairs that seemed to be designed to acomplish the absolute least amount of comfort possible. Hagarid stubled up the middle isle carrying Dumbledore's body, crying a large river of tears that nearly drowned some nervous first years. He laid Dumbledore to rest on inside a large, white, coffin, hence the title of this sobeing chapter.
Hagrid began piling dirt onto the corpse, paying no attention to proffeser Sprout, who he was showering with it. It was then that something amazing happened. Dumbledore sat up! Gasps were heard throughout the whererever everybody was. Hagrid looked amazed. Hermione and Ginny jumped up and began laughing and crying at the same time, which was a very disgusting thing to watch for very long. Nevile Longbottom swallowed his toad. Ron yelled "OWW!", jumped up, and did the moonwalk.
Harry ran up to Dumbledore and hugged him. "You're alive!" he yelled.
"'Course I'm alive," said Dumbledore. "Don't you morons ever take a pulse?" Just then, Snape and Voldemort walked up, Voldemort carrying the six remaining horucruxes.
"Snape," said Voldemort, "are you sure it is smart to carry these around with me?"
"Yes," said Snape. "In fact, I- uh oh." Dumbledore then raised his wand and used it to make all the horucuxes explode. Harry, in turn, remembering his Transfiguration class on changing humans into chickens, turned both Snape and Voldemort into chickens. Then, Hagrid captured them, fattened them up, and served them for the year end celebration fest. They were delicious.
Everybody knew that Harry Potter truly was the chosen one.

And now, the complete bood 7:

After the end of Voldemort, year 7 at Hogwarts was rather boring and uneventful, so it won't be mentioned here. After school was out, Harry married Ginny and they had 874 kids which were all born without a belly button. Ron and Hermione, as you may have guessed, also married, and their children and the new Potter family children became best friends. All the bad guys went to jail, and all the good guys lived happily ever after. Dumbledore fell in love late in life and married a beutiful women named Jeriminaeta. Unfortunatly, due to his bad eyesight, he never realized that his wife was part squirrel. But who cares, because Voldemort was gone for good and everybody had a grand old time! Scar.

Well, there you have it. The should-be ending for book 6, and the entirety of book seven! Before it even comes out, you got to read it. Lucky you. And if you think it is unlikely that the next Harry Potter book is so short, you need to think. Even if Harry Potter 7 is a terrible book, JKR will still make billions off of it. Lucky women. Well, anyway, there you have it. JKR is planning to release her knew non-depressing-ending version of HBP soon.

WAAHHHH!

What kind of an ending was that? Why did you do it JKR? WHY?

Don't bother me, I'm reading!!!

And don't tell me you don't know what I'm reading...

ADHC Awards Ceremony!

Yes, it the day that we all (well, some of us . Well, I'll be fair, five of us. Actually, 3 of us. Okay, maybe two. Alright, nearly one of us) have been waiting for! The winners of the ADHC awards! If you have not already voted, that's okay, there's always next year. But for this year, it is TOO LATE! MWAHHAHHAA! But enough mindless rambling, lets go ahead and begin the ceremony! Here's your host, Chris Rock!

Chris Rock: Blah, blah, blah, racist joke, blah blah blah, profanity, blah blah, blah, so - and - so is a bad actor.

Announcer: Here to give the award for the best author is... Adam Sandler!!!

Adam Sandler and Chris Rock: (unfunny skit promoting their new movie)

Adam Sandler: The nominees for best author are: J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Series. Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Series. Phillup Pullman, His Dark Materials Series. Daniel Handler, A Series of Unfortunate Events. And J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings. And the ADHC goes to.... EOIN COLFER!!!

Eoin Colfer: Thanks, I've always wanted this award, even though it doesn't even exist. Thank you!

Announcer: Okay, thanks for that. Due to the boring content of this awards show, we are going to speed things up a little bit.

Chris Rock: Dude! You can't just "speed up" the ADHC's!

Announcer: I can do anything I want to because I'm the one with the microphone.

Chris Rock: I have one too!

Announcer: I don't care. Best Actor, EWAN MCGREGOR!!!

Ewan: I'd like to thank... (music starts playing) Hey! I didn't get a chance to....

Announcer: Sorry Ewan. Best Actress is DREW BARRYMORE!!! Who is unfortunatly sick tonight and could not...

Drew Barrymore: I'm right here!

Announcer: NO SHE'S NOT! SHE'S SICK! IMPOSTER! Okay, with what I was saying, best show is BARNEY!!! What? Barney? There must be some mistake!

Barney: Well hello boys and girls! We're going to have some fun tonight!

Announcer: Start the music! START THE MUSIC! (Runs away screaming)

Chris Rock: Now that's what I'm talking about! Barney, you da man!!

Barney: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

Chris Rock: That's right my big purple friend! Now, for best movie! THE TRUMAN SHOW!!!

Jim Carrey: Wow! And I thought nobody wouldever respect me as an actor in a serious role!

Barney: I didn't.

Jim Carrey: WHAT DID YOU SAY? (Barney and Jim get into a big messy fistfight)

Chris Rock: Wow. Well, onto our last award, for the best person on Earth. ADAM CAMERON!!! He couldn't be here tonight because he had something important to write on his computer.

Millions of Famous People: HOORAY FOR ADAM CAMERON! THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Well, there you have it. The ADHC awards. For the next year, you will no longer here me nagging about voting. But when next year comes... EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU HAD BETTER VOTE! Or not. I don't care. On another weird topic... did you know that Paris Hilton has an entire city in Europe named after her? Man, that woman has everything. Then again, my Mom has a city named after her, too. And Prune is still such a weird word! So is weael. If we combine them, we get preasel. Mmmm, preasel. Sounds like a forein brand of pastry. Oh man, now I have a terrible craving for a preasel.

Awards date set

Yes, I have set a date for the ADHC awards ceremony! That beutiful and wonderful date is Wednesday, July 13, 2005. So mark your calenders. Or don't. Whatever. I'm just the messenger here. So far, a grand total of three, (3), tres, 5-2, square root of nine people have voted. That's three, by the way, not 33,333. So if you want to make your voice heard, please cast your vote by the 12th of July. Otherwise, you have absoulutly no right to write an angry letter to me about why you favorite actor/actress didn't win. For everybody that votes, it's fair game.

Prune is a Weird Word

I think we should all just take a moment and ponder on this thought.

July IV

Happy happy happy happy happy July 4!

Adam's Dream Log volume I

Yes, I realize that with everybody being so interested with my life (pause for hysterical laughter) that everybody would love to know just what I dream about. Of course, exactly what I dream about is just as interesting as reading a good book. A very, very, boring good book, mind you. But if you are already this far than you probably don't have anything important to be doing anyway, so I will continue. The main dreams that I can remember from a long time ago are nightmares. You know, the ones that are scary. Yeah. Though I have know idea why they call them "mares." A mare is like a horse, right? Right, you can't disagree with me without posting a comment, so ha. If you take the pleasure of proving me wrong, than you will be forced to give me the satisfaction of actaully getting feedback! TRAPPED! Okay, well Webster's dictionary describes a nightmare as a very scary dream. At least,that is what it would say if I wasn't too lazy to actually get a dictionary and look it up. But I'm sure that's right. Maybe the fact that they are scary is the reason they are fused inside my head a the memory of seeing a flat dog in the middle of the road. Oh, sorry, you weren't eating then, were you? Anyway, for your entertainmet that is only entertaining compared to what you would probably be doing otherwize, here are some of my earliest NIGTMARES!!!

1) I dreamed I was watching a movie. Or something. Or maybe I was inside the movie. Or maybe it changed from a movie to a story. WHATEVER. From now on I will not discuss the issue of perspective. Well, there was an old man. A bald guy, with a top hat and little wire glasses. You know, those kind that people wear in old movies. Well, he was going outside to look for his cat or something. Yeah, that's it. His cat. So he goes outside and then, all of the sudden, cats are falling out of the sky. Literally. They just fall out of the sky. No idea where that came from. So anyway, the guy picks up a cat that may of may not have been his cat, and goes home. Now looking through the window by the front door, you see this giant statue of a bear. He's wearing green overalls. I'd like to point out that this bear has a slit in his back that you put coins in, but I have no idea how I figured that out. I'll bet he sceams like that annoying nazgull. OW! A NICKEL! YOU FIEND! Anyway, the old man is there with this cat, and he forgot the keys to the house. "But how did he lock the door in the first place?" I sometimes ask my subconcious self. No clue. He knocks on the door. (Stupid idea, really, seeing as he is single and nobody is home.) But here is the freaky part. THE DOOR IS OPENED BY THE GIANT BEAR SHAPED BANK! Which has magicly come too life for no reason whatsoever. Anyway, the bear points to the floor and says in his incredibly deep voice that sounds like the root of all terror, "THIS IS MY HOUSE!" Then everybody is magicly transported to the bear's study, which I must point out is very messy and is in need of some tidying up. Well, the bear who thinks he is so high and mighty points at the floor again, this time saying "THIS IS MY ROOM!" And then the dream is over.

2) This sillily short dream may not have had a lot of length, but in had a whole lot on SCARY! For me, at that time in my life, however, I was scared of the coffeepot in my play kitchen because it looked like a demon. Actually, it looked just like a coffeepot, but somehow I got demon out of it. The dream is simply this: I am running back and forth through one of those doors that can open both ways. And I am being chased.... BY THE CRIMANALY INSANE MAN OF THE MOON! That guy from a picture book I read as a child where the man on the moon is nice and sereves all the litte children tea and cookies. But for some reason, he's gone mad and wants me dead. Go figure.

3) The last really scary nightmare I can remember for my childhood days (I still have several now) is where for some reason, my family and I just turn to dust and crumble onto the groud. No reason for this whatsoever, I would like to add. I guess we were just worn out. Maybe we needed some Gatorade, that helped the people in that one commercial from crumbling away. Yeah. Well, I would like to point out that later that night one of my parents decided to watch all dogs go to heaven on the telivision. The talking of the dogs somehow conjured up the dream of a bunch of people in a boardroom talking about stuff. Hmmm.

Well, this concludes Adam's Dream Log volume I. Remember to post your nominations for the ADHC awards! Oh, I couldn't get through an entire post without writing that, could I? I should be so ashamed. BUT DO IT ANYWAY! Okay, ranting done.

The Incomprehensible Post

First off, don't forget to post your nominations for the ADHC awards! Now, on to the incomprehensible.

I like cows. They make good milkshakes. So do goats, but most of them come from the South so I wouldn't know. Like chesse too. North is not the same. There the sun has it's limits. But speaking of that, did you see the football game last night? Neither did I. Happy Camping!

Wait... Camping begins with a C. C is not in monkey. Monkeys are in the jungle. The jungle is cool! So is Antartica. Antartica begins the same as anteater. They eat ants. Which means.... COWS EAT ANTS! AND ANTS MAKE MILKSHAKES!

There, that should cover my need for randomness today.